IQ?

Well, folks, the truth can now be told. Thanks to the folks at Tickle.COM, I've learned that I am not an idiot. Every time I call myself an idiot, Ben gives me a friendly bop to remind me not to put myself down. Well, darling Ben, I guess you are right. According to the folks at Tickle, I am not an idiot after all. So, if it's not a lack of intelligence keeping me from finding a job, what is it? Anyway, here's what Tickle had to say about my "test":

Your IQ score is 131

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.